5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (and Other Useful Guides)
By Matthew Inman
Andrews McMeel Pub, 2011. Nonfiction
The creator of theoatmeal.com has come out with a hilarious book of humorous comics on interesting facts, awkward situations, oddities, and nonsense. Included are subjects like 8 ways to tell if your loved ones plan to eat you, 14 things worth knowing about cheese, How to use a semicolon, and A polar bear's guide to making friends ("Give big, warm hugs. If your new friend stops moving, you may have hugged too hard. Find another one and try again"). Be warned that this is definitely adult humor.